Friday, June 25, 2010

Crazed Sex Poodle Leader Condemns Gore

Geez, you never know what you'll find in your e-mail. For a minute I thought this was a gag.
Dear Mr. JWF,

While we acknowledge that you think your continued use of the term crazed sex poodle in headlines is well within your rights as a respected member of the blogosphere, we urge restraint as we move forward since the board of Crazed Sex Poodles USA has voted to condemn the actions of former Vice President Al Gore, who until recent allegations came to light has been a respected member of our community.

Gore's actions, if true, cast a bad light on those of us who strive to live a quiet life in the shadows, as we're well aware our lifestyle choice is outside mainstream societal norms.

It has been a difficult few days for us dealing with the derision some are heaping upon us and all we ask of you is to show a bit of compassion to our members. We are your friends, your neighbors, your brothers and yes, your sisters. We did not choose to become crazed sex poodles but we live our lives with dignity and just ask to be treated with respect.

As to Mr. Gore, until he comes forth and admits publicly that he indeed is one of us, we feel the need to distance ourselves from him and hope after searching his soul he can redeem himself and perhaps join us in our quest for acceptance.

Sincerely,

Eric B.
President
CSPUSA

P.S. If you and your readers are interested in learning more about us, please visit our homepage at cspusa.org.
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